Happy he isn't here

I am sooo happy my supervisor isn't here. He is away for the week and I couldn't be more pleased. Maybe now I can get some real work done instead of responding to his e-mails for him. I mean goodness, can he do at leats that on his own. I bet if it couldn't be construed as sexual misconduct he would have me wipe his ass for him too. Wish I could cash his checks and spend his money for him. That he manages to do on his own.